Like Douglas, you’re probably socially inept, have a moustache and long hair and get around in a Canadian tracksuit. In other words, you’re an embarrassment and shouldn’t leave the house. You stupid freak.
So, don’t attend university in person and attempt to make friends (hint: no one will like you), just do your education online you disgraceful prick!
Talk about this mob nailing it with the photo in their advertising.