We’re visiting The Valve Bar next weekend

valve_splash32Howdy partners.

Pictured here is a shitload of people at The Valve Bar in Sydney, enjoying the music of someone other than My Name Is John.

Yes kids, it’s time for us to return to the Valve Bar for the first time since 2014. Last time we had a nude band member who tried cracking onto a cousin of one of the band members of Topnovil – who for some reason didn’t punch him out for it.

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It’s 2018 so let’s get on the internet

michael-bolton-5Hi kids.

Pictured above is the sperm donor to Michael Bay’s mother, the immortal Michael Bolton.

We’re back in action and figure it’s time to put up a website. The first contributions have been a page showing different videos of us to view as well as a link to where you can hear all of our music.

It’s a start.

There’s a subscribe button on the right hand side which will let you know when we post something new. Cick it!!

Peace out for now.

Your Johnnies